1. Date men outside your "type"
2. Say “yes” to everyone who asks you out
My reactions to these rules:
1. Does this mean I have to date men who can't spell? *shudder*
2. Say "yes" to everyone who asks me out? Oh good god. I'd rather... words fail me. I'd rather eat nasty things which shouldn't ever be eaten by anyone? That's not so bad. I've lived in China, I can eat ANYTHING with a little garlic and soy sauce. I'd rather swim with sharks? Done that too, and as long as I'm not the slowest swimmer, that's fine. I'd rather... Oh dear god. The worst thing I can imagine is... I'd rather go out with everyone who asks me out.
I have a better idea. There's that street corner on the upper west side that always has the CUTEST kittens up for adoption. I'll go adopt about a dozen.
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I agree. Plus kittens are cuter. Meeting people is not about quantity it is quality game. And dating outside my type...Well that is just stupid. Like buying a pair of wedgeheels when you want and need a pair of flipflops...
And besides, sometimes you want flip flops, sometimes, heels, yet other times, running shoes.
Hmmm...
Online SHOPPING. That never disappoints.
12 cats in NYC apartment... Hmmm... You know, some spelling mistakes are typos.
My ability to be naked with a guy is directly, but not exclusively, related to his ability to appropriately use spell-check and to edit.
Unless, of course, he's really cute and has abs I can wash my lingerie on.
Take cats for example. Cats can't spell. But they are cute and furry and don't slobber on me.
Abs you can wash your lingerie on? Grrr, sounds like a win-win.
You haven't read the book, have you?
No, anonymous. But it sounds like an entertaining read!
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