As usual, not able to sleep, I took this IQ test online.
It supposedly measures 4 different types of intelligence: mathematical, verbal, spatial and social.
My results were consistent with all my previous monitored/administered tests:
Spacial: Off the charts, freaky fast and accurate, get the "are you even human?" look from the test administrator as I'm leaving kind of good.
Verbal: Decent
Mathematical: Decent
Social: Retarded
None of this surprises me, it's how I've tested before. But I rather wish there could be a "Drunk Tip Calculation" on the math section. That would improve my standing.
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You took an online IQ test and flunked social skills? Knock me over with a feather.
I ALWAYS flunk that part of it. Even when the test is administered over a course of an entire day, not online.
It was funny though - the test involved showing videos of a bunch of different people "Hi-Fiving" each other. And you had to identify which people were friends versus complete strangers.
I beat the odds and got every single one WRONG.
A test section sponsored by match.com, no doubt. It is partially owned by Google, you know...
Match.com is owned by Google? I thought it was owned by IAC? Did Google acquire it?
So many questions. In fact, I will google it.
They're watching you. Recording your responses. Building your profile. They know your egg shape. The names of your stuffed animals. The date of your next momma hoochie party. You can't possibly get away... Viagra man is there, and Rock Lock... but they are pinned to the wall, like large butterflies.
That is so disturbing I must now play Bach while wearing my tiara.
Shrewd choice. (Can you take pix?)
And they also know about your great ideas on the tees. We wouldn't want that...
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