Monday, June 23, 2008

Homage to George

Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television:
  1. Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
  2. Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
  3. Fuck - Fuck you.
  4. Cunt - She has a beautiful cunt.
  5. Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
  6. Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
  7. Tits - Hey, nice tits.
George, you shit-infested, mother-fucking, cock-sucking, sperm-burping, piss-slurping, bitch monkey gutter cunt, you will be missed. You were smart, wickedly clever with your humor, and unexpectedly kind. And, like Ergo, I am sad you died.

Will raise a glass in your honor tonight. Wherever you are, I hope you are shocking the crowd.
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2 comments:

MrsCooper said...

Thanks for the update.

I was watching the news and the reporters couldn't mention the 7 words.

I have a friend who gets upset now and then and he would say: "c u next Tuesday". I never understood what that meant until recently.

June 24, 2008 at 1:37 AM
Bartleby said...

Very useful.

June 24, 2008 at 2:19 AM

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