AM has SEX today!
I had listed it as an all day event which is rather optimistic.
With any luck, her absurdly long man fast will be broken tonight. And I have no doubt that she greatly appreciates the fact that I am writing about it in my blog.
And yes, it's a sad sad comment on both our lives that such an event should be so memorialized on my calendar.
She has dutifully gone through the checklist of sex preparation activities: mani/pedi, bikini wax, self-tanner, cute outfit, and asked me if she had left anything out.
I couldn't think of anything other than the following piece of advice:
Try not to shed tears of joy or gratitude.
I think that pretty much covers it.
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