Sunday, May 18, 2008

Calendar Item

When I checked my calendar this morning, I found this entry:

AM has SEX today!

I had listed it as an all day event which is rather optimistic.

With any luck, her absurdly long man fast will be broken tonight. And I have no doubt that she greatly appreciates the fact that I am writing about it in my blog.

And yes, it's a sad sad comment on both our lives that such an event should be so memorialized on my calendar.

She has dutifully gone through the checklist of sex preparation activities: mani/pedi, bikini wax, self-tanner, cute outfit, and asked me if she had left anything out.

I couldn't think of anything other than the following piece of advice:

Try not to shed tears of joy or gratitude.

I think that pretty much covers it.

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