Suzanne Somers, Cellist

I have been thinking of music school a great deal lately.

One day, we had a substitute teacher for our ear-training class. He was a cellist and very handsome, so the girls stayed after class to flirt with him. He asked if we knew what was most important for cello mastery. We eagerly awaited his answer:

"The grip of your thighs."

We swooned.