The Hello Kitty Shoulder Massager:
Sanrio, upon learning that Hello Kitty was being used to massage parts other than shoulders, expressed official outrage and discontinued the item. However, I discovered recently that the item has been re-released, but only available in Japan.
Naturally, I asked MM in Tokyo to purchase 15 and to ship them to me in the States. Being the fabulously sexy, "hey, it's all good" kind of woman she is, she asked no questions and simply placed the order on my behalf.
Friends don't question friends when they are asked to acquire multiple "massagers" for them.
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