Friday, December 21, 2007

Cleanliness Gets You Next to Me

Talked to SK this morning as she was waiting for her flight out of Newark.

The topic at hand was hygiene.

You know how, when washing your hands, you are supposed to lather up with soap for the time it takes to sing "Happy Birthday"?

Well, we have a song choice to guide boys when they are washing their other bits and pieces: "The Sound of Silence", ALL the verses. Scratch that, WC had an even better suggestion: "Paradise by the Dashboard Light". iTunes tells me that it is a full 8 and a half minutes long. So soap it up.

What's wrong with a guy who smells of Tide and Ivory soap? Nothing. At least from an olfactory perspective.

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