Why, you ask?
Well... I do not want to be unkind.
So I will limit my comments to the following:
1. If you want to talk about how much you work out, you should LOOK like you work out.
2. It's generally better to use your indoor voice when indoors.
3. I should have gotten WASTED before going out.
I'm going to stop there.
And oh - per my experiment, I was decidedly non charming. But ovulation trumped my completely bored demeanor.
I did, however, stay long enough to finish the bottle of champagne he ordered. Hey, a girl's gotta drink.