me: "And then he pulled a marinating whole chicken out of the fridge."
SK: "Is that a euphemism for something?"
Wait a Minute-- I'm 20!
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Mother to daughter: I haven't had sex since 1988!
Daughter, without pause or hesitation: Wow! Really, didn't need to know
that, mom.
Waiter, walking by: B...
12 hours ago

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