Monday, September 29, 2008

Is Your Bottom Recognizable?

Not unlike my Dwarf Meyer Lemon Tree, my blog has been suffering from neglect.  But I thought I'd begin to address that with this quick little story, courtesy of MM:


Bank robber foiled by her bum

An alleged bank robber was busted in Germany after a witness identified her by her ‘unforgettable’ backside.

Police say Sandra Meiser raided a bank in the town of Norf south of Düsseldorf. She threatened the bank staff with a gun and got away with some 15,000 euros.

A witness to the attack said the woman had a‘very large’ backside and ‘powerful thighs’, reports Ananova.com website.

Weeks later one witness saw what he believed was the same bottom right in front of him in the queue in the very same branch. He called the police, who arrested the alleged criminal on the spot.

Police found a ski mask and a gun in Meiser’s jacket. She now faces up to 10 years in prison.

The 61-year-old witness was rewarded for his memory with a 5,000 euro cheque.

5 comments:

Robespierre said...

This reminds me. I had a sex dream with you in it that was predictably strange -- and as expected, sexless. Though I did see you naked from the waste up. Of course having never seen that in real life it is unsurprising that your body looked pretty much the same as my wife's. We were at Princeton. I think we were roommates with Peter Dutton. I did all the chasing and tackling. You did all the giggling. It was completely unerotic. All in all, it seemed fairly realistic to what the correletive scene in real life would have been like.

C-Belle said...

HEY!

Am SO offended. Although the tackling and giggling sounds about right...

Robespierre said...

Hey think how sad my personal reputation as a lothario is even in my own head. Even in my dreams I have to tackle you into bed which is then followed by your finding the entire scene completely hilarious. You were even laughing like you do in real life. GET OUT OF MY HEAD C-BELLE!

C-Belle said...

Nah. It's comfy and entertaining in here.

Peter said...

I don't know whether I'm offended or relieved that I wasn't taking a more active role...