Holiday Stalking

In the Big Book of Apologies (which should exist, if it doesn't already), there is one apology which is not included (unless it's put in the chapter of BAD apologies, which, now that I think of it, would be a very worthy section). I will paraphrase:

99% of what happened was not my fault. But for the 1% that was, I am sorry. And I want to have sex with you.

Now this is the kind of lame ass apology which incites only rage and disgust and will be forwarded to friends and posted on blogs for ridicule.



Footnote: Credit goes to WC for the "Big Book of Apologies" witticism.